I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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