so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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