Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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