Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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