i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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