I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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