they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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