That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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