Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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