that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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