Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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