what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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