doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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