Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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