You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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