I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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