Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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