Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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