My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
