Sry I called you an 8
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
