I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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