OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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