oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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