have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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