The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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