Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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