idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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