Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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