So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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