I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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