I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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