That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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