I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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