was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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