So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
