He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
