Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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