Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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