Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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