Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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