you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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