i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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