Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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