the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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