your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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