so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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