whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's just like the Real World with babies
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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