Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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