I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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