my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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